Script
Audition Central: Elf The Musical JR.
Script: Santa Claus
SIDE 1
BUDDY
Santa? Is it true what they said? Am I human?
SANTA
Good question.
(SANTA walks over to BUDDY.)
Once upon a time there was this young woman, Susan Welles, she had a baby, but she passed away soon after he was born. That baby was put in an orphanage, and one Christmas night he crawled into my toy sack, and I brought him back here by mistake. The elves took him in, raised him as one of their own.
BUDDY
Really? Where is he? Is it Charlie?
SANTA
Buddy, it s you! It s your story!
BUDDY
I m not an elf; I m a human. And I m an orphan. Just like Annie.
SANTA
Not exactly. You have a human father, but he never knew that you were born. He lives in a faraway land called New York City.
(SANTA takes out a New York City snow globe and hands it to BUDDY.)
And he works
(pointing to the globe)
Right there, in the Empire State Building.
(BUDDY tries to give the snow globe back, but SANTA stops him.)
SANTA
Keep it. It s a gift from me.
BUDDY
Thank you, Santa. What s my dad like?
SANTA
He s an executive. He publishes children s books.
BUDDY
Oh!
SANTA
But I should tell you, he, uh... well, he s on the Naughty List.
BUDDY
No! What did he do? Did he wet the bed?
SANTA
No, he just doesn t believe in me anymore. He s lost the Christmas spirit.
BUDDY
But Christmas spirit is what makes your sleigh fly!
SANTA
I know. Buddy, it s time you went there to meet him.
BUDDY
Okay. Which direction is New York?
SANTA
It s south. We re at the North Pole, Buddy; everything is south.
(BUDDY starts to leave.)
BUDDY
Oh, hey, what s my dad s name?
SANTA
Hobbs. Walter Hobbs.
BUDDY
Hobbs? Then I must be Buddy Hobbs!
(uncertain)
Yay!