Audition Central: Elf The Musical JR.
Script: Jovie
SIDE 1
BUDDY
How did you like your dinner?
JOVIE
Greasy souvlaki on a stick is not dinner.
BUDDY
But it s the world s best souvlaki...
JOVIE
Look, how about we just call it a night?
BUDDY
No! We ve still got so much to do on our date. It s too early to take you home. Hey, did I tell you? You look miraculous.
JOVIE
Miraculous, huh? Okay, well you look miraculous too. That elf getup made you look incredibly dorky.
BUDDY
Thanks!
JOVIE
That wasn t a compli
BUDDY
I know! Let s do something Christmas-y! Oh! Let s go skating!
JOVIE
I m not a very good skater
BUDDY
That s okay, neither am I. Santa says I m a hazard. He calls me Edward Scissorfeet.
JOVIE
Stop. Let s make a pact. If you try to be less elf-y, I ll try to be less witchy.
BUDDY
Okay. I d like it if you d be less witchy.
JOVIE
I came to Rockefeller Center last year too, my first Christmas in New York.
BUDDY
Oh, where d you come from?
JOVIE
L.A. Christmases there are surreal. No snow.
BUDDY
No snow?!?
JOVIE
I ve never even seen snow. I ve always wanted to.
BUDDY
That s the saddest thing I ve ever heard.
JOVIE
Yeah, I ve been here for almost two years and it hasn t snowed once. You know, when I was a kid I dreamed of having a snowy Christmas Eve dinner at Tavern on the Green with Billy Crystal. That sounds so stupid.
BUDDY
No it doesn t! Who s Billy Crystal? He sounds magical.
JOVIE
He s an actor.
BUDDY
You know what? We are going to have Christmas Eve dinner at Tavern on the Green!
JOVIE
I don t think so. For one thing, it s been closed for months. It just re-opened, now it s even harder to get in.
BUDDY
My dad can get us a table! He can do anything!
JOVIE
Buddy, don t promise things you can t deliver.
BUDDY
Jovie, I will make your dream come true. I promise.
JOVIE
Wow, I might actually have a real Christmas.
BUDDY
You see? You do have Christmas spirit!
JOVIE
I guess I do. A little.
BUDDY
Now you have to spread it around and remember the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.