SIDE 1

CLARICE

Rudolph! Rudolph!

RUDOLPH

Well - what do you want?

CLARICE

You - you promised to walk me home.

RUDOLPH

Aren't you going to laugh at my nose too?

CLARICE

I think it's a handsome nose. Much better than that silly false one you were wearing.

RUDOLPH

It's terrible. It's different from everybody else's.

CLARICE

But that's what makes it so grand. Why, any doe would consider herself lucky to be with you.

RUDOLPH

Yeah, but I wasn't very lucky today was I? I wish... I wish…

CLARICE

So - that was today. Tomorrow's a whole new day!

RUDOLPH

Yeah?

CLARICE

Of course.

END

​SIDE 2

CLARICE'S FATHER

Clarice!

CLARICE

Papa.

CLARICE'S FATHER

You get back to your cave this instant.

CLARICE

But…

CLARICE'S FATHER

This instant, young lady!

CLARICE

Yes sir.

(CLARICE exits.)

CLARICE'S FATHER

Now there is one thing I want to make very plain. No doe of mine is going to be seen with a red-nosed reindeer!

END