SIDE 1

(KELSI bumps awkwardly into SHARPAY.)

Oh, sorry... new glasses. Anyway, I mean... if you do the part, with that particular song, I was hoping you'd-

If we do the part? Kelsi... Kelsi darling, I've been in seventeen school productions. And, let's see, how many shows have you written?

This is the first.

Which tells us that...?

You are the more powerful witch?

It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. Are we clear?

Yes, sir I mean, Sharpay.

Nice talking to you. Love the glasses.
 

END

SIDE 2

Is this some kind of sick joke? They didn't even audition! Someone's got to tell that new girl the rules.

Right. Rule Number One:

(SHARPAY lays down the Five Rules of Successful Cliquedom, as if the whole school were listening:)

Pick the right clique.

Two:

Act like your clique.

Three:

Dress for your clique.

Four:

Know where your clique clicks.

And Rule Number Five:

Stick to the status quo!

END