Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.

Script: Soldiers

CHILD CATCHER

There are children in here. I can smell them.

TOYMAKER

Children in a toy shop? Don't be absurd.

CHILD CATCHER

My nose is never wrong. I can smell their blood and when I find them you will have made your last toy.

(SOLDIER 1 and SOLDIER 2 enter.)

SOLDIER 1

We've found the car - hidden under the bridge.

SOLDIER 2

The Baron wants you back at the castle immediately.

CHILD CATCHER

My nose must have been mistaken. There are no children here.