Plays a distraught business traveler, a Noel Coward-style homosexual newylwed, a forgetful traveler, an old man, a man on safari, a man obsessed with planes, and a Hollywood-esque travel agent.

Plays a peppy recorded voice who turns into a sexy operator, a materialistic tourist, the wife in the "American Gothic" painting, a French translator, a loud housewife/tourist, Carmen Miranda, and a Hollywood-esque travel agent.

The piano player of the band who also sings. Briefly plays an airline captain and a man obsessed with Uzbekistan.

The bass player of the band, he also sings. Briefly plays a dimwitted man detained in customs and a gluttonous tourist.

Plays a flight attendant, a cruise ship passenger, a sexy Hertz reservations clerk, a Gertrude Lawrence-style newlywed, a French chanteuse, a troublemaking kid, a forlorn country girl, and a simple-minded tourist.

Plays a hip and happy traveler who becomes distraught, a lamenting car-renter, the husband in the "American Gothic" painting, an elegant gambler, a man on safari, a fierce-looking border guard, a romantic who impersonates a Spanish lisp, and a Hollywood-esque travel agent.